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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 118 points 9 months ago (1 children)

New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 60 points 9 months ago

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 100 points 9 months ago (10 children)

WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

[–] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Cats don't care about fangs, silly

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

That's why she's a lesbian.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

It’s hiding behind “went out”.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn't want her head used for porn.

Welcome to the future.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She could just not post pictures of her face.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Exactly. If you keep your eyes open you'll see teenagers and family photos covering their face. Probably in vain because as AI improves it'll be able to figure out what that person's face is supposed to look like based on their family or some crazy shit like that.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's probably already too late.:-P

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope not, but this is the internet and we're on the dark timeline.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is everything ok at home?

Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Apparently not, she must be restless for a reason if she didn't move on:-D.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

That's why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

Except the ones that are ALL TEETH...

and even then, I guess:-P.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone

Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

James Bond stole it.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Danger Helvetica.

Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Or maybe this is proof that we all are in The Matrix? :-P

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just figured out that her mouth is behind the "went out" part of the text

She's doing that mouth pose, I don't know what it's called

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

"smiling"? hehe:-P

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Send shivers down my frenulum.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those clothes are 1000% early 60s.

[–] iviattendurefort@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Only a ghost could know that...

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Was the mom right?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, after WWI, they didn't have all too many men kickin' about...

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 17 points 9 months ago

Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Perhaps she just misheard: no I think she's just a thespian

[–] somethingp@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

This actually makes the story a 1000x more believable!

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She turned me into a newt!

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 months ago

Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

"I think" lmao

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

I thought she was cosplaying as Wendy of Wendy's notoriety TBH