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Liberal Conspiracy Theorists Claim Kid Rock Will Endorse Trump At Daytona 500 (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 72 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

His girlfriend, who has tenure at the budget strip-club in town, is also expected to endorse Trump in the middle of her Wednesday afternoon performance.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 35 points 9 months ago

No need to attack a valid profession

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wednesday afternoon strippers are the best.

That’s when the strip club in the strip mall by the outlet stores serve meatballs.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

His gf works the Tuesday morning shifts

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Someone has to. Don’t be shitty/prudish/judgmental. Stripping is a valid job.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

Kevin Sorbo will endorses trump on Twitter, according to conspiracy theories, but will get owned by Lucy Lawless in response.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Chris Jericho will also endorse Trump, and Jericho's wife wants to know when's the next insurrection

[–] restingboredface@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Most believable Onion headline ever

[–] unconsciousvoidling@beehaw.org 4 points 9 months ago

Young ladies, young ladies I like 'em underage see Some say that's statutory But I say it's mandatory