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Reporting for duty in the Hexbear tactical cum squad, let's GET THIS CUM (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, the call for a cumsquad was a trick to expose IDF members hiding within our ranks.

GET 'EM, BOYS! lets-fucking-go

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Don't blow my cover, nerd owl

[–] anothertranscomrade@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

NO

volcel-kamala

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

put your dick away walter

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THE VOLCEL POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

my sides have transcended the material plane

[–] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

I see you have the latest in sonic warfare. The Queefenator.

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

sooooooo tactical dean-malice

[–] DanComrd@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

"Please don't fuck the guns; their gussy is cold" admiral-biederman

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

New gun attachment for the prestigious IOF to carry on the bloodline of their fallen soldiers.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

you can make this in tarkov

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

For the literal gear humpers

[–] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What are the cums joke?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

IDF has a division to extract semem from dead conscripts

[–] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 9 months ago

Eeeeew.

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Cum and get it