someone should create a badge to mark this special occasion. "I was here for the famous poop post of 2023"
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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what the fuck. i need an update post
I have a friend who was in the army and said they had to do 100+km training hikes. No one wanted to have to stop to poo so the first thing they did, before even starting, was to eat the block of cheese from their ration packs. They called it plug cheese.
You're going to end up needing a knife...
this is it. this is the critical point of quality the fediverse needed
Give birth right before your trip
Op is gonna meet their stinky penpal in person and wants to save a special gift for when they get together, how romantic ๐
Eat a full MRE the day before. Good luck ever pooping again.
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This post is truly glorious, this should be the founding exhibit of the museum of Lemmy.
I am truly grateful to witness this moment.
In case OP is still with us, my advice would be anti diarrhoea medication, consume minimum liquids, avoid fibre, pack MREs which are often formulated to be a bit constipating. But above all, question why on earth you would be doing this in the first place!
It's called a low residue diet https://badgut.org/information-centre/health-nutrition/low-residue-diet/
This post is gold. To parrot a couple others, anti-diarrhea medicine always locks me up for a day or two
If you don't wanna partake in illegals ie opioids, you can give immodium a shot. It's anti diarrhea stuff. Just take more than it says lol it will def stop you up. I would also just eat bare minimum. Trail mix or smth. Also drink less water.
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Just don't eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.
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The best thing you can eat is nothing. Take a 3 day water only fast. Maybe 4 days, start before your trip to get out all the poop ahead of time.
Honestly, the edits didnโt clarify much. Iโm nearly as confused by this whole situation as I was the first time I read the post
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I wonder how he will behave as soon as the first thing the date does in the tent is, unceremoniously, going for a poop.
please stop talking about how this post is going to be on lectures 10 years later and help this guy, he NEED help lmao
This is the most upvotes I have seen on Lemmy so far! We gotta get this over 1k at least!
I was here witnessing lemmy history being made and I will probably die of curiosity if we do not get an update. I do not have any tips. I just hope that you come back safe and sound.