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If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Personally, I think it's like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.

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[–] Turbula@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Like the one on Better Call Saul?

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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Heh piped.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I could see this scene in my head, but couldn't remember what show it was from.

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 10 months ago

"Let's build robots with Genuine People Personalities," they said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you?"

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

If my toilet was sentient, I'd start going to the bathroom outside.

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[–] Auzy@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I've noticed an increase of reposted Facebook and reddit stuff in the past week :(

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't matter because I'd be pooping in the back yard

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The more tech we put into our toilets, the more likely they are to become sentient, so this is a serious consideration. I've often worried that the way we treat toilets might be the thing that drives AI into Skynet territory.

[–] Pantherina@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

I love Freud. I am stuck in a specific early childhood phase so you know my choice.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I hate this question so much Mai Gad.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 0 points 10 months ago

It better call me master, that food wasn't free!

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