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[–] felbane@lemmy.world 182 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 153 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My god it’s all strings.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Always has been

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 115 points 1 year ago (46 children)

This is a pinetime it looks like.

You should get one, open source and $30.

[–] ramsay@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Does it support the watch command?

user@watch:~ $ watch now

Otherwise, who knows when "now" was...

/s

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Watches should be round IMO. I'm happy with my Samsung Watch 4 Classic.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but square screens are way cheaper to procure and to program for, and every little helps in an open source project aiming for $30.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

honestly just depends on what kind of watchface you want, square is cheaper and in some ways more convenient so if you don't want an analog clockface there's no reason to bother

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Thanks for posting! I was looking at the pinephone esrlier but this would be an even better tinker device for me atm!

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (10 children)

The pinephone is not really usable now. The pinetime is awesome though.

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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[–] makuus@pawb.social 85 points 1 year ago (7 children)

That’s something I think I’d like to use, but I don’t know if could get over the fact that neither the date nor the time are in ISO 8601 format.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They should put it as Unix epoch instead!

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 58 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] verstra@programming.dev 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please, dont joke with things like this. Someone might take you seriously...

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Let's go back to binary blobs. Everything being xml and json is boring.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have just the thing for you! Ever heard of binary XML?

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[–] m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi 45 points 1 year ago

here you dropped your whitespace 🤏

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

yaml sucks. I'd like a toml one

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

I exclusively use YATL: Yet Another TomL.

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[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everything's a string 😢

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[–] extratone@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

Datestamp horror.

[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Finally. A human readable format. And pretty too.

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[–] Stoney_Logica1@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hopefully that's not a resting heart rate.

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’re just excited about posting this image online.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Clocky McClockface

Use datatypes

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I've seen too many android devices with corrupt memory showing something like that to want it as a my watchface...

[–] Cwilliams@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago

If only fitness apis were actually that easy

[–] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You can connect to a vscode server on a Galaxy Watch, just sayin'

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

You've got the hour hand and the minute hand… they're right there. What's wrong? /s

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's perfect 🥹

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