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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 58 points 11 months ago

It's now clear why a music festival targeted.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Elaine: Mr. Peterman, you can't leave...

Peterman: I've already left, Elaine! I'm in Palestine!

Elaine: Palestine?

Peterman: You most likely know it as "Israel", but it'll always be Palestine to me. You there, on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons!

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

I wanna be leftist J Peterman.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

You speak Arabic?

No, Elaine. That was gibberish.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is how I'd dance id I'm ever forced to. So when you insult them, you're insulting me. Remember this.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

What the fuck did I just watch

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

Good to know!

[–] blakeus12@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

me at the silly competition!!!!!

but seriously fuck these genocidal maniacs

[–] Goblin@hexbear.net 28 points 11 months ago

Some sinister yoinky sploinky going on here

[–] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

is one of the dancers wearing a keffiyeh (or similar) around their waist??

is one of the dancers wearing a keffiyeh (or similar) around their waist??

[–] djphdk@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, Israeli's use a version of keffiyeh too, it's honestly a super useful type of scarf. Those assholes tend to go for olive drab "operator" colors for theirs though, which is why that one is so dark.

[–] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

thank you for this information

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Because they're such versatile pieces of clothing (belt, shawl, scarf, mask, and like 8 types of hat) they're extremely common all over the middle east by different names. Basically any time you see an arab with some sort of cloth covering their head or neck it's going to be a keffiyeh (or shemagh, or ghutra (?), or whatever they're locally called).

Early zionist Jews that emmigrated to Palestine when it was under Ottoman and British control made an actual effort to integrate with the locals and started wearing keffiyahs too, so they still get used by Israelis even though they're not as popular as they were.

[–] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

war trophy I assume... like taking enemy dogtags, personal items, or cutting off ears.

[–] manuallybreathing@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I so distinctly remember being told in highschool, about Soviets doctoring photos where red army soldiers had been wearing two watches

and the idf is just like sheroes dance on tiktok with items taken from the dead allegedly

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Sure the Germans committed genocide but the Soviets took a dead Nazi’s watch, so who can really say who the bad guy is?

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which is crazy considering American and British troops shipped entire rifles and shit across the ocean. A watch is basically nothing like damn let a mf take a watch.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Or stolen art, jewelry, valuables, etc. There were entire underground logistics networks set up dedicated to smuggling contraband loot out of europe.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

yeah like, the reason there's such a big trade in Nazi memorbilia is because US troops love to loot. Like sexual violence, it's a practice that's inevitable in war unless strict penalties are instated for it.

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

The guys that captured Berlin and ended the holocaust were no angels.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I remember a reddit thread where they were all getting mad at a picture of a GI taking a captured SS Officer's watch, the bootlicking was unreal.

[–] IBurnedMyFingers@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember hearing someone say the additional watches were compasses or something similar for artillery, but its been too long for me to remember anything about where I heard it.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Probably somewhere around these parts

[–] princeofsin@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

This isn't Anti Semitic either cause Elaine the character is explicitly not Jewish. It's a key point in one of her plots. Shiksappeal

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

They just shopped a video of one of my rural Ohio dance parties

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago
[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

That video is so white, the cops didn't even notice it while driving by it.

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

urging others to commit self-harm is not okay, OP

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

ralsei-dance when you realize "ralsei" is almost an anagram of "israeli"

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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