I welcome these regressive assholes getting a chip in their brain that has been shown to fry the brains of monkeys if they want it. Maybe we should even be campaigning for it in the South.

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[–] doctorn@r.nf 11 points 1 year ago

All conspiracies come true if you spread them and wait long enough... Eventually some crazy rich guy will have heard it and make it real. 😅

Humans are weird. 😅

[–] VarthDader@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (21 children)

what does the chip do?

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[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reality seems to again be more like Aldous Huxley than George Orwell. We will pay to get these things in our heads eventually.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Settle down with this "we" shit. I couldn't wait for a cybernetic brain link when I was a kid. After seeing how corporations handled the Internet, I will never get one. IDC if I live to be a 1000 years old and every other person on the planet has one. No thank you.

[–] Throskie@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right?

Even after reading Snow Crash, I wanted an RJ-45 port so I could get internet straight to my brain...right up till I had my first IV stuck in me. Realized I didn't like foreign objects in me at all lol

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just haven't met the right foreigner yet.

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