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[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 73 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am incredibly gay for being attracted to curvy women. Also muscular women. Plus slender women. And all women. I am a lesbian.

[–] Orannis62@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women are just really good ok

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is true. I used to think that any woman whose weight was in the 3 digits to be morbidly obese until a cop pointed a gun at my head and screamed at me until i said she was beautiful. this was literally a page from animal farm btw

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

~~I mean depending on their height 3 digits typically is morbidly obese which requires a BMI of 40. The problematic aspects of BMI aside, the thing I want to highlight is that morbidly obese does not contradict being beautiful. Both can be true.~~

He obviously meant 3 digits in pounds. My bad.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(I probably should have specified 3 digits in pounds but that made it too verbose to be funny)

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

No that's my bad, I should consider that the person I'm replying to is using imperial units on an English website.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I think they mean pounds lol.

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Half of reactionary theory is telling everyone what you jack off to

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or telling everyone how you and your son have Bluetooth enabled chastity cages that tell the other when you tried to get hard so you can make sure someone is holding your penis accountable at all times

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

This sounds dangerously specific

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Check out the typical metric spike in scary-evil-otherfied-black-man-taking-your-waifu "cuck" porn consumed in any city hosting a GOP convention.

Or how many 4chan weebs will foam at the mouth about how much they hate trans people but also can't shut up about their (CW: transphobic fetish slur)

spoiler"futa"
porn fantasies.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

authoritarian tolerance is an incredible phrase on its own, but especially in this context.

guy literally has a giant platform and is not censored in the slightest. but since there is some portion of the population NOT celebrating every crank-ass fart he makes with his mouth, that's obviously censorship. i hope he has a seizure in public and diarrheas himself and everyone around him, live.

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[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

volcel-judge We will be monitoring this post closely citizen.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Don't worry I'm on an all raw red meat diet and benzos, cleaned my room, and I hate women, so I WON'T be having sex. Thank you very much officer.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I have a permit hyperflush

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

No amount of authoritarian tolerance will stop me!

[–] WithoutFurtherRelay@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s ok, officer. I did the math and the sheer boring white man energy emanating from that tweet should perfectly react with everything here and leave nothing left.

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[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sports illustrated still exists?

they still do a bikini and bodypaint issue?

it's woke somehow?

weird.

[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Its amazing how certain groups/publications/etc can 100% maintain course, never changing their core behavior. One day just put a thick girl in there because to the people at this publication they're like "ye she's hot, lotta dudes talkin about thicc girls lately, lets throw her in"

And with this unchanged course, find themselves bouncing between lines in the culture war, suddenly they're "woke" for objectifying women exactly how they objectified them 20 years ago when extremely thin was considered the go-to "sexy".

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[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JK1348@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bruh I would melt if a girl like this even gave me the time of day, this guy has no idea what attractive is when he's the biggest pussy repellent known to Man

[–] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Her response was: Hos mad. iirc

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

do we have a gigastacy emoji

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and its beautiful

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

i forgot about this

also shes my type 100% im going full cartoon wolf mode ova ere

awooga

[–] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I wish every [JORDAN PETERSON] a very much [FENTANYL PRESSIE]

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry.

Libs, both scratched and unscratched, please at least try to stop delivering messages in a smug sorry-not-sorry passive-aggressive format. peterson-pill-dinner

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] userbear@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I member this. Good to keep sharing though, 1. Cuz she's fine. 2. He has female fans, unbelievable as it is and it's good for them to be reminded what an ugly person he is. He really had to go "not beautiful". What a jerk

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago
[–] shath@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

pocket fent 🌬

[–] xj9@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

bruh she's clearly beautiful (and i hope she's gay)

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

ok fine jordan your loss lmao she's actually very beautiful

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"This doesn't look like an anime girl. Blech."

14 year old weeb or JPB? You decide.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"3dpd" -Jordan Peterson, 2023

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Because we live in hellworld, I wonder if it's only a matter of time before some anime studio produces JBP inspired isekai trash where the protagonist must defeat "dragons of chaos" to add them to his waifu harem. peterson-sus

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Oh my fucking god Peterson has literally become a Kelly comic.

[–] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

These guys would crank one out to an emaciated holocaust surviver and call them obese

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