Hamas jumped out of my bathtub so I think you're on to something they clearly have mastery over water
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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Fuck that's scary. My city pipes water from a river to my house. I may as well be providing a runway for Hamas.
pro-Hamas domestic woke terrorists are secretly building an elaborate hose network to facilitate a full scale invasion of our beautiful suburban lawns
We were so scared of the fire nation. We never would have expected it to be the water tribes who were to be feared.
From every river to every sea Palestinians will be free. They can't be free somewhere there isn't a river or sea though so for now the moon is off limits. Maybe someday
Mars however has clear evidence of ancient riverbeds and oceans. All Hamas has to do is hijack a spaceship and suddenly we're facing interplanetary glider attacks.
The moon has the sea of tranquility, as well as many others
But does it have any rivers? 
I did do some searching for anything overtly referred to as rivers. And whilst it does have features that are described as the remnants of magma rivers, I don't think it has any features that are explicitly named rivers. Still, I think they should count.
Hamas never specified that it has to be a water river. A magma river would give them access to lava rockets.
Feeling very relieved they didn't name the great lakes the small seas
But of course you have the major rivers and canals that flow from them. That traps you between the Detroit River and Caribbean Sea.
Tale as old as time
Clearly the easiest solution to the conflict is to desalinate all the seas, turning them into lakes
Hamas has already planned for that scenario. Those lakes will have river inlets to oxygenate them. Otherwise they'd just be ponds.
no rivers or sea over here, im safe 
from the stream to the creek might frighten me. the small pond to the small lake 
Are those streams/creeks tributaries of rivers?
your watershed hierarchies are no match for my linguistic prescriptivism, Hamas!
The Bolivian sea
But because they never mention the ocean, they can never capture everything
They can cross an ocean to get to another sea though. Same with landmasses to get to a river or sea.
Oceans cancel the area mapping. These reules were written before we knew the earth was round
Sure, but insurgencies adapt to new tools. With GPS Hamas can pinpoint the location of every sea and river on the planet.
I believe they refer to the landmass between the river Jordan to the Sea of Tranquility on the moon. Depending on where the moon is at any given time, Palestine will either be the smallest or largest country on the planet.
The Gambia in shambles
from the Río Larsiparsahk to the Greenland Sea
Fuck that's terrifying. Today Gaza, tomorrow Greenland?
I've been basing my support on the fact that they'll free everything from the st. Lawrence River to the Beaufort Sea
inshallah
they mean the long way, in a longitudinal band around the planet earth.