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  • Cat always lands on her feet.
  • Bread with butter always fall buttered side down.
  • Fasten the bread with butter to cat's back.
  • Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground.
  • Attach the cat-bread to the generator.
  • Infinite energy!
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[–] Geek_King@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Literally already documented and people are still asking.

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[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I love that video so much, lol

[–] Tarastie@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'll have to strap magnets to the cat or use it's air vortex.

If you "attach" it then it's not falling anymore. It's just cat on a stick.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s just cat on a stick

The favourite food of ALF!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah this is as old as dialup at least.

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The true law of thermodynamics

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sadly, the design is unfeasible as eventually the rotational force either separates the bread from the butter, or liquidises the internal organs of the cat when they reach peak generating speed.

The rapid disassembly of the mechanism can cause quite an amount of damage as well.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

It's ight they got nine lives.

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Perhaps we can limit the speed by increasing the strength of the generator... but of course that introduces the risk of ripping the cat apart from raw force

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Why don't you just butter both sides of the bread? Cats are fickle

[–] pheeef@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That’s an engine sir.

[–] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

The legend has is, it's how the nyancat was born.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cat and bread attached to generator: not falling.

Not falling: not flipping.

[–] hswolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

yeah, for this idea to work you'd have to put a magnetic rod between the bread and the cat, and put the whole package inside a copper coil

[–] Flabbergassed@artemis.camp 6 points 1 year ago

People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory

[–] Napain@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[–] cicadagen@ani.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you attach cat to the generator? I see something sussy 0-0

[–] M137@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you 12 years old? I hope so for your own sake.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? It clearly goes into the cat’s rectum for stability.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They clearly haven't played postal 2

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know what Portal 2 has to do with it, but now you've got me thinking about the cat in the teleporter in Half Life 2

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Postal 2 not portal. You can stick your shotgun in a cat's anus and use it as a suppressor in postal 2.

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Ooh! My bad, I completely read it wrong, lol

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

apologies your logic is not convoluted enough to reach its natural conclusion

attaching the cat-bread to a generator would prevent it from falling, so it would stop rotating (no further need)
It would just be a motionless (apart from whatever the cat's doing, assuming it's still alive) and it wouldn't work
sorry!

best regards

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@Tarastie@lemmy.world already provided a solution: by strapping magnets to the cat, the cat becomes the generator and never has to touch anything

[–] Paul_279@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.

Los, Deutsche wir bauen damit ein Flugzeug.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DIESE KOMMENTARSEKTION IST NUN EIGENTUM DER BRD!

Ich verstehe ein bisschen Deutsch, so ich bin okay mit das. Kein Problem

[–] dadaredone@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

now i doubt my physics, thanks!

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wo endet der Stock im letzten Bild?

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

zehr lustig