Shark hands, because it would be awesome
this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2023
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Any species of insect of my choosing within 12 inches of my body instantly die and I can activate or deactivate this power at will.
Or the ability to be fresh out of the shower and perfectly dried off clean instantly whenever I choose.
Overwrite my personality. It would help me so much to become normal dude.
The ability to not mind driving a car. Like whenever I need to drive somewhere, I just completely black out and my body drives perfectly while my mind is full out. Then my mind awakens as soon as I arrive hand have finished parking.
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The ability to mute any sound I hear. Baby crying, annoying hum, someone snoring, obnoxious drunk? Muted.
Kill every insect within 10 yards of me with a thought.
The ability to instantly make anyone stub their toe.
I want to be able to build an endless tower of blocks that will never fall over
I'd want a pen or pencil to come out of my fingertip. Retractable, of course. I'm always looking for something to write with and never can find anything that works decently.
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I could hold my poop indefinitely until I got home.