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[–] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 115 points 1 year ago (2 children)

all of those poor unswallowed loads sadness

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

Never change, comrade.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

the empty gas pfp he-laughed

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 103 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I don’t know how to break it to conservatives, but evangelicals have been recruiting tatted up new age hippies left and right. These are actually all the babies she refused to vaccinate.

[–] SunriseParabellum@hexbear.net 88 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah it is really depressing when Instagram models use all the money they get from promoting weed companies to buy a house, only to learn it's haunted by ghost babies.

I follow like six women who this has happened to deeper-sadness

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[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

noOoOoOOooooo MoMmy WHy DiD yoU hAvE TO AboRT us NOw wE lIVe IN HeAveN inSTEad oF hELlWORLD, It'S SO uNfAir!!!!!

ghosts babies are so spoiled these days

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's the best part! they never got baptized so god sent them to hell. and it's YOUR FAULT.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

nerd ackshually they go to purgatory where they hang out with Diogenes all day

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[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Moids are fucking fixated on what women are doing. Does she have tattoos? Is she fucking? She's fucking, right? Probably aborting the pregnancy too. And she's not wearing a dress, but instead she's wearing shorts like a WHORE.

Everywhere it's the same. Whether they have the legal power to back up their bullshit or not. Niqabs and anti-abortion laws and mass murder and FGM and MGTOW and denial of education and on and on and on. Masculinity can basically be defined by its terror of, and opposition to femininity at this point. How many of men's problems are blamed on women across all generations, and why does every generation of moids fall for it every time? I'm so fucking sick of all of them.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They literally think women are cartoon characters that just go around getting knocked up and doing abortions for funsies, because if her hair isn't natural or she has a tattoo she's instantly a satanic harlot.

[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's a good way to put it. They literally don't view women as human, as other humans with internal lives greater or equal to their own. They never have, at least since settled civilization got going. Not only are we subhuman to them, but we're dangerous. Our thoughts and feelings and actions and self-expression is dangerous and must be rigidly controlled or, somehow, society collapses.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao wtf

Boss Baby got dark

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is what happens with Alec Baldwin on set, he just starts blasting

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

M'am your home is infested with haunted ghost babies. I can exorcise them for a reasonable price.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We need some beetlejuice emojis on here.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

mods help i spill my beetlejice

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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Me when I

When I get 9 abortions

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[–] TupamarosShakur@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drawing a picture to get upset at

[–] fox@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The hands are super fucked up so it's AI but yeah

[–] TupamarosShakur@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dictating a picture to a computer program and then getting mad at the computer program for making your image

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm imagining Elon Musk buying Pixar, and he just makes every movie about how his ex-wife should get back together with him.

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus what the hell is wrong with the straights

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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I had 9 kids I would probably be making that face a lot too

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[–] Firipu@startrek.website 46 points 1 year ago (6 children)

A young women having 8+ abortions? Those pro lifers think a women gets pregnant every other week when having a normal healthy sex life?

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

doing the ludovico technique to myself but it's an ai image generator with the prompt "make me angry"

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of the funniest things about the rise of AIs like this is that we can see with perfect accuracy the extremely specific scenes and people that chuds have made up in their heads to be mad at. Before this revolution, we just had to guess at it from context clues. Truly the best of all possible worlds.

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[–] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (13 children)

I like her "7/0 ❤️se" tattoo.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] somename@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

It's sad that women in this country don't have easy access to exorcists. The plague of demon ghost babies must be addressed.

[–] LeninsWorldTour@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

wow the new jojo part looks crazy

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I need to know the childhood stories of people who post shit like this

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

catholic and hate women

[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but... I can't allow you to live.

You'll have to see the true power of my stand...『Baby  Come  Back』!!

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

every day i see something no one ever needed to see and it makes me wonder what my brain would have been like without this poison

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so-true-fem I want to be an octomom SO BAD

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

He's upset because the babies are black.

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh damn is this one of the new spirit ashes in the elden ring dlc

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[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Violet Parr all grown up. With the misfortune of having 9 super babies. She's exhausted.

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[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Wait a second, is this what Casper is? Has he been an abortion ghost this whole time?

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

No longer will Ben Garrison have a monopoly on creating far right propaganda with just one hand

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dreamworks movie about Lucy Letby is a terrible idea

You know what, I don't want people looking that name up without giving the [CW: serial infanticide]

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