"Alright you 'orrible lot!" has been my go-to. But I'm partial to "Hey Nooblets!"
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"Mascs, femmes, and they/thems."
Can even give it the 'ol "good evening," razzle dazzle. In my head I always have Bryan Cranston say it like when he narrated Asteroid City.
Gentles all
I'm a big fan of 'greetings fellow carbon based life forms' as inclusive as you'll ever get
Whats up spooners!
Good evening, fellow degenerates
If you are doing multiple things with an introduction just cycle through them once by one
"Sorry dude but you are a lady today then you'll be a nonbon then a gentleman again"