this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Gap@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Dickson your face Lmao gotten

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

[–] solivine@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

A deez nuts joke

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

Employer: you have no skills, and we don't think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

No way can they afford a personal rap concert

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 1 year ago

Why would a junkie want Mr Worldwide?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 year ago

Username checks out

[–] Umbrias@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sigh it was so nice not having the insane anti pitbull cult. Don't tell me they decided to creep into Lemmy already.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This whole post is one giant dogwhistle. Why do you figure the pitbull owner is on drugs?

[–] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great sense of humour babe

[–] Umbrias@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"It's just a meme bro, it couldn't possibly be harmful"

[–] EmhyrVarEmreis@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

I'm not your bro, ❄️

[–] ReCursing@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, homeless people don't deserve the unconditional love of a dog, do they?

(/s if it's necessary)

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

unconditional toddler tearer apart you mean

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

that's just a bonus

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dogs make great companionship in hard times.

Why not get two?!