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Spez finds out about Lemmy (www.captiongenerator.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Barns@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Bz2486@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Fucking lost it when beans and old memes.... Love this fucking place

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mein Spez...bahahahaha

[–] BrianTheFirst@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Holy shit 😂

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Export it with subtitles and I'll post it on reddit 😂.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't wait for it to hit the front page.

[–] Epicurus0319@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear they’ve started taking down everything that insults spez

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I'll make a TrowRA, not a problem 😉.

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

I have NEVER stopped finding these funny. Thank you for making this! I love finding a fresh one.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

“Was he eating Cliff bars?”

Fucking genius; love it, OP.

[–] McBinary@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Raging about "fucking beans" had me giggling! 😆

[–] cyborganism@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Fucking hell. I've been here barely a month and already we have so much stuff in common. The 3 day no shit bit had me LOL really hard.

[–] doge_d_aspin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mein Spez - 0

Constipated Guy - 1

[–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dare I ask about the 3-days-no-shit guy?

[–] PeleSpirit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 3 day no poop challenge - where it all began https://lemmy.world/post/637339

[–] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you. Good to be caught up on Fediverse history.

[–] mintiefresh@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I been here a month and I understood everything haha! So good

[–] BeansLeg@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Phenomenal

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly my favorite version of thos meme

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

you're da real MVP, OP!

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

This was perfect, really made my day :)

[–] lucky0111@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Thank you. This was perfect.

[–] oldlamps@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

This is a real man of true genius move

[–] MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me gusta

[–] zred@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Awesome

[+] amaze@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

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[–] Barns@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well you must be fun at parties... it's a video with funny captions, really no need to read too much into this

[+] amaze@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

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[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would also like to know how a priest, a minister, and a rabbi would ever walk into a bar. It's just so unrealistic.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

They're here to solve a murder, of course. The most powerful and hated man in the village (who was about to foreclose on the bar along with several other local businesses, tear up the kiddie beach, and bulldoze a 2,000-year-old oak tree in order to create a golf and leisure center with a dock for yachts) has collapsed and expired over his single malt, an odor of bitter almonds wafting from his blue lips. Knowing their constabulary to be completely incompetent, and themselves all suspect, the local yokels have called in Father Dintouchim Murphy, Reverend Mehitabel Casewright, and Rabbi Solvitt Goldfarb to find someone they don't like, or even remember, guilty of the crime for which they're all grateful.

[–] Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

We’re not trying to be Reddit, we also don’t need a billion users.

Like Abraham Lincoln probably once said, quality over quantity.

[–] opt9@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

That was really quite funny (and true).

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

It's good 😂. The beginning kinda sucked, but it got better after a while 😂.

[–] Newstart@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago

Lol this shit is too funny. Long life to lemmy, and thanks to the bunch of sweaty nerds working for free in their mama’s basement for giving us a place free of corporate greed.