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[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You're made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn't mean it's made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol true, but also I'd say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] StarkestMadness@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.

[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 4 points 1 year ago

It's true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

too late I'm in your walls muahahahaha

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good luck. I'm mostly asbestos.

[–] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

tasty cancer wool

[–] Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

He screams for he remembers and wants to forget

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house...

It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which is carbon-based, just like you.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Vampire: The Masquerade's Clan Tzimisce vibes

[–] onichama@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Like, for red-haired people?

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

We're carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

[–] Demonicwolf227@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmmm... I don't see what the problem is. Maybe people are just assholes.

Or they want to remain blind to the horrors our brick brothers face.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

[–] bufordt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

At least you had some clean beads handy to reaffix their ass.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I would laugh as fuck and find it interesting.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

They're all embarrassed cause you don't know how to use Legos bro. You're supposed to use your imagination.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago

Minecraft rotten flesh block