No. It was just an Amazon delivery guy. Don't even know why I bother. I also don't know what I'm going to do with the 29.4K decorative soap party favours I ordered (that just got here).

[–] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I’m imagining you portioning out a normal sized cake into 24.9k pieces

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but can I still have the cake?

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you come over within the end of the day (6 hours), maybe.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Turbo jets, activate. ETA 1 hour.

floppy-owl

/ 🔥 🔥 \

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Please my father is sick the only thing that can cure him is 24.89k slices of cake

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i actually saw the invitation but i've been shidding out of my doo doo ass the entire time and too busy to rsvp sorry

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

critical support for your doodoo ass o7

[–] DornerFangirl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Well you only got us one slice each, we would have come otherwise