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[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

"For Windows only"

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 2 days ago

Canonical taking notes

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] far_university190@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 8 points 2 days ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago