This is so gay, a rainbow blew apart my anus, and I liked it
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2025
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Was Anon just being a pedantic dick, or are they profoundly ignorant? Why would they fail to make the obvious assumption that the parent meant Call of Duty? Isn’t helping clueless parents a regular part of the job?
Or am I the ignorant one, and missing the joke entirely?
You are the ignorant one, unfortunately. It is a well known fact that GameStop cashiers just want to watch the world burn, and that is exactly what they did to that family Christmas.
They did the little man dirty for the lulz.
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Why would they open them?
Thought it was a prank and one was going to actually have CoD in it.
‘Anonymous’ = Michael Pachter