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[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

You know whats cool? Office programs like excel and word have an 'autosave toggle', and you know what it does? "Please log into one drive to enable autosave".
Thats right, you cant have a local autosave, you MUST be saving to one drive.
Cool, thanks, no.

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Ctrl+S

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 12 minutes ago

Getting OneDrive uninstalled fully is a nightmare. I got rid of it but it was still trying to sync. Like wtfff

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago

Remember ladies and gents. It's not cloud storage it's someone else's computer.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

"Let's finish setting up windows (by asking you to subscribe to something you don't need!)"

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

I do feel a bit like a Hank Hill when I rant about this or any other newer, unwelcome features. No, Outlook, I don't want you to finish my sentences, you are wrong 100% of the time and I'd rather do it myself gosh dang it.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 83 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I want to save to onedrive, the one drive on my computer.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 13 hours ago

YOU HAVE A VIRUS!!

Download NORTON NOW!!!

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[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 10 hours ago

This happened on my work computer and fucked up a lot of software.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 25 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Switch to Linux, this shit doesn't happen unless you set it up.

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, people who know how to use Linux

[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

All of my personal machines are Linux. I'm forced to use Windows for work, like nearly all knowledge workers. You'll find out about it when you grow up.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago

I just made linux on the company laptop a requirement for me working at the current company. They told me, that I would have to install and maintain it myself, so I have Arch Linux on my company laptop. I like it a lot more than Debian, which I had to use at the previous company.

I have never used windows in a work environment so far.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 6 hours ago

The sad reality.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world -5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You’ll find out about it when you grow up.

I'm pretty sure, when I grew up, my aspirations were a bit higher than bragging about being a corporate drone.

When your value comes from the experience on your resume and not the stack of CompTIA certifications that you purchased while attending college, you get job offers that don't come with a cubicle.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago

Stop, you're hurting my feelings.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Shit doesn't happen to me on Windows. Killed One Drive, done.

Been wondering if the hassle is from pre-installed versions vs. the "got my own ISO" version straight from M$. I get very few of the Windows complaints I see when I wipe it to factory and install vanilla Windows. Which anyone using Windows should do on a new machine.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Recently had to deal with creating a Windows 11 installation for someone else. I used a self-downloaded ISO and Rufus, and it still tried to pull that crap. OneDrive will create a system notification offering to enable it, and it's similar enough to the various annoying Windows onboarding notifications that some people will accidentally click the confirmation thinking it's the dismiss button.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

I was moderately annoyed at the amount of stuff I had to either disable or uninstall when I got my Win 11 laptop, including One Drive, and getting rid of the news recommendations etc, but it's definitely less hassle than installing a new OS.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It also doesn't save to one drive unless you set it up.

[–] Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

OneDrive usurping my folders and data, siphoning it to their servers without my permission (just like a virus) is exactly why I switched to Linux. It’s such a breath of fresh air not feeling like every update is trying to monetize and enshittify my computer more

[–] CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

For me it was being able to fully disable co-pilot and make sure that it stayed disabled. I asked it how to turn itself off and it hallucinated options that didn't exist.

[–] airbussy@lemmy.one 18 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly OneDrive replacing the local folders is what made me fully switch to Linux

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 hours ago

auto-enabling that is, perhaps, the single most annoying thing they've done to windows. like you don't even get a fucking choice when they do it, they just take your data.... which adds 'most frightening thing done' as well.

and onedrive is also configured to cloud-first. you don't even have your files on your hardware unless you go back and access them again (so they're re-downloaded) or reconfigure onedrive to put them all back.

[–] Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago

It seriously pissed me off so much. Like how could I possibly trust the OS after that? Literally just like a virus! Windows has pissed me off for a solid decade but that was waaay too far over the line for me to shrug it off yet again

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 12 hours ago

My wife made a giant folder called garbage she shoves stuff that she copied out of Windows to put in OneDrive so it can’t fit her files when it decides to randomly start uploading again.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 6 hours ago

You can just uninstall it, you do realise that right? Making Onedrive fuck off and stay fucked off is pretty easy to do.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I would fill that shit with porn movies and then disconnected from it. Let them figure it out!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 55 points 14 hours ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Step 1: Hide in a rich person's mansion.

Step 2: Wait 21 years.

Step 3: Claim Adverse Posession. 😎

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 35 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Do I look like I know what a jay peg is?

Also yes this is crazy. I would recommend installing Linux to fix this issue.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX LINUX

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago

You've got the right idea :)

[–] whelk@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

Penguin, penguin ...

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

I love my computer so much more since I switched to Linux

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

"And for the love of god stop letting programs put their crap here"

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 27 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Quick vent. My job introduced OneDrive and cloud shit through Microsoft. Yeah. I still have to tell my computer to save on itself. I'm not using OneDrive.

I hear my coworkers bitch about it all the time. It's not syncing. I can't save or change this or that. I can't find it when I'm trying to open it. Why is this green or yellow? What's up with this check? They always ask me for help because I'm the younger one that knows more about computers. I respond that I don't do cloud shit. I want to know where my info is, but they keep on wanting me to figure it out for them.

I guess cloud computing is my old man yelling at clouds line.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 14 points 13 hours ago

I just disable it on system boot. Company hates that I'm not using OneDrive...

I'll throw crap in SharePoint, but I also won't use that dogshit 'service' either.

I don't want people touching my reports. It's my shit. View only.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I absolutely hate OneDrive and similarly to you would go out of my way to save on my device for work. We had to upgrade to win11 recently and now all my documents, pictures, etc automatically redirect to OneDrive.... :| this is an "improvement" according to them.

Also the amount of copilot that's being pushed on us. I know AI can do lots of things but holy God let me read my own fucking emails.

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago

OneDrive to rule them all, OneDrive to subscribe them

OneDrive to pester them all and in the darkness sync them

In the land of Microsoft, where the data lies.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I extremely don't want to save on my computer, though.

The problem with OneDrive isn't that it's a cloud service. I willingly use cloud services and other forms of remote storage all the time.

The problem with OneDrive is it doesn't work and MS's response to that is to try to embed it into the OS, rather than fix it. I have paid good money to do what OneDrive is trying to do, just properly.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Google Drive is a better solution, you save it to your hard drive, and it's also in the cloud automatically.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 3 points 6 hours ago

It is, which is insane, considering the lenghts to which MS goes to integrate OD right at the OS level.

Either way, as with all office software it's not generally up to you which one to use and I end up using both. It's just that OD has a much higher chance to randomly decide the project I've been working on for days has never existed.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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