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[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 18 minutes ago

Please don’t eat this. My cat needs his gainz

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Ounce for ounce, this shit is wildly expensive. You could eat far cheaper and not be you know... eating fucking cat food.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

I'm not fancy enough

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Fun fact, because of the great depression, canned pet food has to be safe for human consumption.

Well, for now, at least

[–] HBK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 29 minutes ago

I couldn't find anything on the great depression requiring pet food to be safe for human consumption. I would love for someone to prove me wrong through.

According to this PetMD article, prior to WW2 pet food was a luxury item. During WW2 pet food production completely stopped due to the war. (No cited sources on this article though, I am not sure how accurate it's claims are?)

According to this Vice article, pet food is held to some standards but technically does not need to be safe for human consumption. (Again, I am not sure how trustworthy of a source Vice is)

This is the best source I have found, a peer reviewed and cited research article published on Jan 30th 2023: Insights-Driven Development of Humanized Foods for Pets. It clashes with the above article in that it talks about pet food production during WW2 and actually cites sources. In regards to pet food being required to be fit for human consumption, it doesn't mention anything about the great depression. It actually mentions that this is a more recent development and that there still isn't a "set standard"

A seemingly simple yet confusing claim that has appeared recently in the pet food space is “human-grade,” whereby additional regulations regarding manufacturing, packaging, and storing of the food ensure compliance with safety standards of human consumption guidelines (Oba et al., 2020). Although this claim has been used for pet foods for a few years, it has no definition in animal feed regulations. The term “edible,” however, is defined by the US Department of Agriculture as foodstuffs that have been processed, inspected, and passed manufacturing regulations that are designed to ensure safety for consumption by humans. Pet foods that truly meet this standard must include only ingredients that are human edible and must be manufactured, packed, and held in accordance with the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR) Title 21 (AAFCO, 2021; FDA, 2022). Currently, AAFCO is in the process of drafting guidance for “human-grade” claims in pet foods in an attempt to provide clarity to the claim (AAFCO, 2021). The proposed definition outlines that pet foods using the “human-grade” claim are first and foremost animal food products that are subjected to inspection under 21 CFR 507, manufacturing must be in accordance with 21 CFR 110, and the overall process is conducted according to standards ensuring human consumption safety (Carter et al., 2014; Oba et al., 2020; FDA, 2022). Furthermore, the pet food bearing a “human-grade” claim must be manufactured in accordance with the applicable human food regulations for ready-to-eat human food (AAFCO, 2021, 2022)

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking human food isn't safe for human consumption any more.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

You complain about microplastics in our food.

I am happy about the extra synthetic fiber intake.

We are not the same.

[–] ignirtoq@fedia.io 18 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Ordinary Sausage made a sausage out of cat food. Gave it 3.5/5; higher than quite a few made out of "regular" food. Make of that what you will.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 2 hours ago

well he is clinically insane.

the one-two punch of the $40B lobster and the 300-step garbage can nachos cracked his mind.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

🎶 LeeEEeet's SaaaAAAAUUUuusaAAgeeee 🎶

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I can't imagine it's much worse than Vienna sausages in that form, and someone is eating enough of those to keep them on store shelves.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 25 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Closest thing to a job they have too

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 hours ago

That's anons goal. Anon collects rocks.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Wet cat food is one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth. Don't do it. It isn't worth it.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

For one thing, cats can't handle the level of salt in human diet. So to a human, cat food is very bland. This is also why one shouldn't feed cat salty human food.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Didja cook it?

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 hours ago
[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I once made chicken liver pate for my cats, as a treat. It was only chicken liver pan-fried in a bit of lard, with a bit of salt. My cats flat out refused, but it turned out delicious so I froze it into cubes for myself, and ate it across the span of two weeks.

I still prepare it often, albeit with a different recipe.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hey my cat likes that one! Cheap, too

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I bought one for my cats a while ago. I was opening a can of something else (I forget, spam maybe) with the same pull off lid and they full on sprint towards me meowing like I hadn't just fed them an hour before.

[–] nick@midwest.social 6 points 5 hours ago

That’s cats for you.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No, it was definitely the spam.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They actually really don't like spam lol.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

More for me, then.