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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's amazing how Trump, a man who has never had a single successful business in his life, has been successful in intimidating much more successful businesses.

I will be damned if he does not go down in history as the most accomplished conman in history. Forget about the people who invented the Brooklyn Bridge scam (ever heard the expression 'if you believe that I have a bridge to sell you'? That's where it came from) or the guy who sold the Effel Tower, or Ponzi, or whatever. Trump demolishes all other conmen in how he managed to time and time and time and time and time and time and time and time again fool so many people into giving him their money for his failed ideas, but also told them to eat shit all the way and told them to kiss his ass harder next time he comes along to demand money for more failed businesses.

In that end he is remarkably competent. The only thing he is good at.

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

Capitalism is a system that naturally filters out empathy. Capitalism is pure exploitation. It promotes the most narcissistic, cunning, ruthless, and psychopathic to rise through its ranks.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 16 hours ago

They're eager to appease. They all want to be giant corrupt monopolies and are thrilled at being given the opportunity by the tv gameshow host.

They know if they don't take our political power away, we will eventually dismantle and regulate their tech empires.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

I don't think it's Trump at all. Who did Musk have suddenly contact with before veering far right? Who had several meetings with Trump in his first term that no-one was allowed to record? And who is waging a cyberwar of misinformation and propaganda right out of "Foundation of Geopolitics" since at least 2014?

It's Putin. Trump is just the smokescreen. He tries to achieve globally what he did in Russia, aligning all oligarchs under himself with the promise of even more obscene riches. And with the US the first domino has fallen for good. Next he will try to destroy the EU (Brexit was only the trial run).

At this point, only China might put him in check and they will only do it if it helps their own plans of global domination (they seem to prefer a soft approach for now). A truly united EU might also help, but I don't have a lot of hope for that.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 4 points 22 hours ago

I think he was unexpectedly successful in winning the 2016 election.

I also think that by mid 2017 "his" administration had built up collection of "advisors" who have been increasingly calling the shots since then. They give him "on brand" scripts to read, but he's not personally orchestrating much of anything.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Oh yeah, by all means, stop using all Google related services, then realize that about 50% of web services for banking, agriculture, logistics, infrastructure, telecommunications, research and development, industry, transportation, healthcare and energy are hosted on GCP

“Oh but my service is hosted on AWS/AZURE”

Yeah and what do you think is the fallback in case of DRP?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 19 hours ago

Which is a long way to say that Google exists as a prime failure of the government's onus to regulate businesses. Google should never have been allowed to creep its tentacles into so many facets of life.

Just as with most technology, the Feds have been turning a blind eye, and pocketing cash while tech robber barons privatized existence.

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I agree with the sentiment, but GCP typically isn't the fail over. Most people will start with AWS and fail over to Azure, or start with Azure and just fail into nothing.

To stop using Google you would need to find every app that used Firebase and ignore them, that would be one of the hardest parts. You couldn't use GitLab or other SaaS tools that work out of GCP. You'd likely need to just get offline to avoid their ads.

AWS is the professional one. Azure has Microsoft power. GCP tends to be less well through of. Alibaba isn't far behind GCP. Even a fistful of smaller providers will collectively have double the users/revenue or more It is usually 30% for AWS, 20% Azure and 10% GCP these days.

Not to say GCP is bad, I like BigQuery as much as the next guy, but alluding that it's the fail over or fallback for professional companies is not accurate.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 22 hours ago
[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago

~~Don’t~~ be evil.

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Tech megacorps are wusses, in other news fire is hot.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

wow such enthusiastic ass kissers. "Am I kissing hard enough Daddy? Will you let me run rampant and monopolize on tech Daddy?"

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Interesting, my phone just disabled Google calendar due to my pressing and holding on the icons. Can't help but wonder if these events are related.

They might be since I refuse to get up with fleas after lying down with nazi hounds....

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

I’m so glad I’ve been de-googlifying these past few years. All that’s left is an Adblocked YT and a Gmail account I mostly use to sign up for random shit.

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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"We will also be adding Lynch a Minority for the following states..."

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 day ago
  • Virginia
  • North Carolina
  • South Carolina
  • Georgia
  • Florida
  • Alabama
  • Tennessee
  • Mississippi
  • Louisiana
  • Texas
  • Arkansas
  • Oklahoma
[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy fuck! Welp, today's the day, I've been a heavy Google user since they became a company basically. Starting to unwind all that TODAY.

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[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They also changed gulf of Mexico officially to gulf of America in Maps

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (7 children)

How dumb. Seriously how fucking dumb do you have to be to go along with something that is so juvenile and stupid. Everything about it is dumb.

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[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They should have a Normal / Maga toggle for their apps

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just a note to add here. Bing maps does exist. And they haven't followed this insanity. (so far)

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Yeah I'm de-googling, fuck this

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

For fucks sake

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Do no evil....

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Starting to makes sense. All this anti American crap was happening last time he was president too. I thought the world was going mad, but he was pushing. It was him the whole time.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is hardly a push. These companies are changing because they want to change. No one is forcing them to change things. He's just giving them cover.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, how does it benefit Google to do this? Or benefit the NFL to remove End Racism? Someone had to be sitting in a room and think, "Oh, nice! Now we can finally remove that bullshit and nobody will oppose it."

[–] saltinecrackers@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (25 children)

What's everyone using for email in a post Google world?

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

mailbox.org has been pretty good. you can also sync contacts and calendar using DAVx5 on android. They don't have any official apps. but thunderbird mobile works well.

[–] febra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Tutamail. Actually great company values. Company works more like a coop. Diversity and inclusion is part of its message. Encryption is paramount.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Tuta and Mailbox

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