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Can I offer you some hygge in these trying times?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok so the Danes get the west, Canada gets the north, Mexico gets as much of the south as they want, and the rest can be The United States Of Trump until it gets destroyed

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can you give some back to the First Nations people?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I wish. Unfortunately none of the governments staking claims give a shit about them.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Sorry, we're still only breaking treaties.

[–] bufalo1973@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

All the USofT will be First Nations Land after the civil war.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I think we're okay with letting Cascadia chart its own course and we hope to make use of its can-mex rail link.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would kill for some hygge right now

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not very hygge of you.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll google this after, but what's hygge?

Asking for a friend

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

It roughly translates to “contentment and satisfaction with life”

[–] SiblingNoah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Please! Please do it!

This just in population of California grows by approx. 277 million people.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Please let this happen.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He’ll probably jump at the opportunity.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Can someone please annex Maryland while they're at?

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