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[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 100 points 6 days ago

The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years

[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 69 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"Alpha" as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…

[–] guaraguaito@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] im_john_here@programming.dev 57 points 6 days ago

Is this DOGE??

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is this Elon's DOGE team I heard so much about?

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can't be, at least one of Elon's little boys has broccoli hair.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

alpha male

Oh right, furries.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or just requiring a specific type of argument in Deus Ex.

[–] Ascrod@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My masculinity is augmented.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago

What a bunch of fucking dorks

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

weird flex but ok

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 days ago

obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago

Women have a different sort of mind than men do. Oh, uh, and men who disagree with me also have that different sort of mind.

maybe the real split in types of brains is between gender essentialists and everyone else...

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Tbh. the poster is probably one of those kids in the photo. I am not surprised that a immature kid writes immature posts. I am so glad there were no social media when I was 14 because I was fucking feral. God the cringe I would have to wade through to scrub that shit.

[–] Nunar@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

I've seen incel and I've seen incels, but these are the incelliest bunch of incels that ever incelled.

[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

This picture should be labeled, Summers Eve, the douche level was so high. 😂

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't physically cringe often but man this actually did it

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago

"Alpha" is right, those "men" barely work and are full of mistakes and ideas that will go nowhere.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is......is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?

......because those guys look like dweebs.

Yeah, that's right. I'm bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Be excellent to each other, be less than excellent to these dweebs

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

imagine pairing ties like that

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It was so nice of them to have the femboy who decided a striped tie and a gray suit was alpha /s

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

These guys all look like they're 14-15 years old. Very manly and mature.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Oof. This is gonna resurface later and keep them up at night.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Are you guys making fun of middle schoolers?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

We're all the same skill level, jerry!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

They are our equals.

[–] anachronist@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago

"I'm I so repulsive? No, it's the women who are wrong!"

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Funny thing, only betas actually talk like this.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

That's gotta be sarcastic right?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

They cropped the pic so you can't see that each one is standing on his dad's wallet.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Fuckin mods.

[–] suburban_hillbilly@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I thought you weren't supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 4 points 6 days ago

From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I could imagine that being the case, but I live in the area and I've never heard that.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.

I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I'm sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.

Six faces, each more like a slapped ass than the next. May God forgive their mothers.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 6 days ago

I had no idea that the "tiny dick club" was still meeting in the subways. I thought we evicted them. Alpha = Loser

[–] vividkitten@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

The amount of pocket sand in this photo could fill an hourglass

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

I love how none of them look like they're meant to be in the photo. They are somehow all crammed in.

[–] SamboT@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Consider this isnt real

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