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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I feel powerless, I remember the wise words of my ancient ancestors:

"Ooo eee ooo ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bingbang."

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Were your ancestors some chipmunks?

https://youtu.be/cmjrTcYMqBM

Or the Danish gadget pop formation 'the cartoons'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZNYyrbACLs

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 56 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I think he should hear the chimp out.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In the law of the jungle ... if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

As intelligent humans, we've allowed a few chimps in our global community to horde a banana pile the size of mount everest and that's perfectly normal to us.

[–] RippleEffect@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

To be fair, most people don't see that pile in their day to day.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kinda sounds like the opening to a hominid Law & Order show

In the law of the jungle … if one chimp wants to try to horde 100 bananas and not share them, all the other chimps will attack the one greedy chimp and take all the bananas.

These are their stories. dun dun

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Lol .... I also thought of it as Farside comic panel

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Please stop relating everything back to politics.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago

Said the person in the waning days of the collapse of civilization as they know it due to problems caused by politics.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 14 points 2 days ago

GET UP COME ON DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Apes together... (beats chest)
Strong

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

That's an ape!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 days ago
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always wondered what the cutoff would be for apes/humans going to heaven. Apes aren't allowed, humans are allowed. At one point in evolution, a non-heaven-compatible creature gave birth to a heaven creature. That poor proto-human, living in heaven without parents and probably unable to speak. They wouldn't be able to sing along to the Ronnie James Dio concerts up there 😔

[–] Carl@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

i dunno that monkey makes a good point

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait you don't have to worry about Lions and Wolves eating your wife? You are winning!

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would be terrified to live in a place where wolves and lions share a hunting ground.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was thinking sabretooth lions since they'd be likely to share similar territory as wolves. Good thing they went extinct

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Just went down a rabbit hole about sabertooth lions, tigers and inevitably got to the Smilodon. What a kitty.

They supposedly had stocky, well muscled proportions.

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago