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Inspired by this Jon Bois video where body builders argue about the number of days in a week.

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[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

i dont have the links, the forums might not even exist anymore, but i remember a lot of d&d alignment arguments from the 00s that went on for days and garnered thousands of comments. no one changed their opinions and the comments were essay length because you HAD to (you didnt actually have to) always quote the previous post too.

good times marx-ok

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Years ago (early 2000s), Dilbert.com used to have a "Lazy Inventor" section of the website. "All Talk, No Funding." This was fine for a while, then someone suggested "child free days [at restaurants and stores]".

You would have thought he'd suggested clubbing baby seals. The shitstorm it generated was legendary. I'm pretty sure that was a direct contribution to them disabling that feature a few months later.

I found it in the Wayback machine! Unfortunately, it only grabbed the first few pages of comments, and the spice was only starting at that point.

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Will have to dig up a link to it, but the Silent Hill foreskin guy is a classic.

Edit: here's an archive of some people tweeting about it.

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[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ParanoidFactoid@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Way back in the days when kuro5hin was still a thing, folks created an endless reply chain with nothing more than, "You sad bastard!" And it went on for months until it fucked a table in their sql server and Rusty (admin) had to step in and fix it. Then stop it from continuing.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Swallowtail@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Kind of a troll/satire that some people took seriously, definitely required reading for internet tomfoolery history IMO.

https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

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