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[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Rigged for your pleasure??

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

*Huckleberrygirls

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 week ago

Big if true

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With regular maintenance you'll find they improve with maturity.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

We're well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

Fortunately, I've got a lot of the same failures so we're in good company.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

i think it implies there's acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

[–] fool@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rumor says that if you go to certain Linux conventions you'll find tons of cute girls, and they all come from this country 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

How many slovenias are there?

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 44 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

I suppose some mysteries won't ever be solved.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

It doesn't. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 1 week ago

But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

The cumeradeship is real.

[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Don't believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards

[–] Zidane@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

Are these things related?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

preposterous !

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can't even imagine how difficult that must have been.

(How did people satisfy their sexual urges back then? Did they have to convince another person to pose naked every time they wanted to masturbate?)

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can't miss what you don't know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

Don't be ridiculous!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Stop spreading misinformation!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared

[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago