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[–] Quindius@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Wayren@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I appreciate that shipping is affordable.

[–] Quindius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It can ship itself! Same day-delivery!

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Quindius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lightly used, not in any wars

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 1 year ago

Haha thanks! I was making a meme for !risa@startrek.website and found it, and it was too perfect not to use!

[–] flying_monkies@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

US Govt: I want a plane that no one can find
Lockheed Martin delivers
US Govt: Wait, I didn't mean me!

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After they made the plane they probably had to put a flag on it to keep track of it cuz they kept losing it

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A few more billion over budget and maybe this thing will be fit for service

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Billion? All you need is an apple tag!

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes but once that airtag gets approved by the government it will be a decade from now and cost 180 million dollars per tag

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That’s just because the navy will need a new program to outfit all fish in the ocean with nuclear powered iPhones so the AirTag works