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[–] dudeami0@lemmy.dudeami.win 78 points 6 days ago (2 children)

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

It's been too many years since I've played on a tire swing.

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

Thank you .

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

Why'd you implement so much that they didn't want to pay for? Should have died in the planning phase.

[–] lzccr@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

"you get what you paid for" lol

[–] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The picture is completly wrong. The release should be just a paper wrap or a box without a burger.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Honestly the release version looks way more appealing.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That looks like real bread

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

yeah, not quite as good as German sour dough, but at least real good french bread :)

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago

Yeah, it's a budget Wurstbrot, but perfectly serviceable.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I think it's the wurst. SCNR

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Just from the pic, I bet $10 that the second burger is the best one pictured. The first is the one where the patty is full of sawdust and covered in Vaseline for shine, the mayo is Elmer's and the cheese is plastic, so it looks good for the commercial.

[–] RandomlyRight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

Über n Salamibrot geht halt nix

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago

this also applies to group projects at school (particularly first 2 steps)