so it's looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.
this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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Nah, edging is still legal
This is taking No Nut November to a whole new level
100% of men are murderers then
(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo;
This means it's legal to pull out and fill a jar to donate to such a facility.
Always has been
Whether they accept donations from the bank of Cream and Loan is another story though.
The target obscure British comedy group named after the pet snake of one of their WW2 generals wrote a song about this exact situation:
Cue the cast of Monty Python singing, ”Every sperm is sacred...."
With the last exception being for sex while using contracteption, what's the point of this bill?
Culture war idiocy. That’s it.
Edit: Merp, the bill is actually satire. It’s an actual bill, filed in an actual legislature, but the person who filed it is a Democrat, and it’s pretty obvious it’s intentionally worded to be absolutely absurd (coming from a Democrat, to be clear, because I’d take them at their word if a Nationalist Christian wrote it).
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Good! We need to STOP KILLING KIDS (unless it's with Gun Control!)! Wait a Democrat wrote this? Just kidding this is STUPID!
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Life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous, ongoing process.
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This could absolutely be used to keep prisoners in prison, and also probably criminalize gay men.
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It is Mississippi, what did you expect? Mississippi is one of the core Southern states.
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Makes sense. They're all a bunch of dicks.
This will only effect incel wet dreams
..... So is he trolling or what?
He's screwing with conservatives, yes.
Wouldn't this make more sense as "conception"?
Not if you understand what satire is.
To be fair, the article doesn’t give his party affiliation and if you’re just scrollin’ on by this sounds like it could easily be from a RWNJ who believes masturbation and sex for funsies are sins and the bible should be law. Wikipedia says he’s a dem; I know nothing about him but the quote from him doesn’t read to me as ‘every sperm is sacred.’ Then again it is Mississippi so before reading the actual bill I was only 51% sure it was satire.
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