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I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.
NixOS does suck me into the occasional rabbit hole - nothing like Gentoo years ago though!
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--
Manjaro, easy choice.
Is it actually sucky? I think I installed that once, but I didn't use that laptop much.
Whoa, whoa, there are people who don't like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
TiVo
Ironically it's probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
What is a distro but a collection of software?
android
It'll randomly doze off whenever you don't look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
Damn I really can't argue with that. The developer is a prick
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
https://builder.dontvacuum.me/
This website is great xD
Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.
most honest privacy policy.
Is there even a place on the website that asks for that information?
Well now I'm even more conflicted about sending them my email!
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.
Red Star anybody?
for the unknowing: north Korean proprietary Linux version
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Windows RT. What a pile.
The one that's put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isnβt Linux.
"I use Arch btw"
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)
I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean