Green Mario and Metroid
I'm triggered!!
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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But no Zelda with Epona.
I'm just imagining a metroid coming down to suck the life out of Bowser
It would be like 1us for 500 coins, and a pack of 5 life-up mushrooms for 450 coins.
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Recently I re-played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 on an emulator and did not feel ashamed by making save points everywhere to avoid re-playing the levels, I had time for that as a kid.
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It's okay not to like Super Mario. You don't need to try and "fix" it.
I think it was a joke
other characters... Metroid
What if Metroid and Zelda were girls
Despite my username, I like her much better in the badass armor.
Thanks I hate it
Do we at least get a participation medal, or can we buy one?
What other costly mistakes can we buy ourselves out of?