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[โ€“] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 hours ago

sorry officer I'm actually married / otherwise uninterested in dating you...

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

[โ€“] prex@aussie.zone 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I put on my robe & wizard hat.

[โ€“] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I cast Freedom of Movement and emigrate to the EU!

[โ€“] Nugscree@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Counterspell by the governing body.

[โ€“] Thrawne@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

PUT DOWN THE WEAPON

[โ€“] Bonje@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Should have turned off the camera first and THEN went bang bang bang...

[โ€“] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

No, that would be suspicious

[โ€“] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 17 points 7 hours ago

Now your dog and child are dead, I'm going to have to take you in for questioning. Yes, you are being detained.