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[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 hours ago

Guys it's OK I'm not a vampire, I 10x the garlic in every recipe I come across

[–] cactus_head@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago

So all vampires are right wingers

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

> claims to not be a vampire

> look inside

> dies when stabbed with a wooden stake

🤨

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Oof, your silver bullet is fatal.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pam: Not without a bunch of garlic and some wooden stakes!

Krieger: They’re clones, not vampires.

Pam: Doesn’t matter to the stake!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Exactly what I thought of!

[–] ErsatzCoalButter@beehaw.org 3 points 21 hours ago
[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Oof owie my heart