Bend over and I'll show you
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
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Folding the slice in half.
You've got two fucking hands - give that fucker some structural support.
They asked for the worst way, not the best way
Fold it in half end to end, not down the middle.
Now we're talking
A pizza shouldnโt require you to fold it in half to eat it. I didnโt ask for a sheet of paper with cheese on it.
A nice slice of crispy crust pizza is made to be folded. It keeps the toppings inside, gives you twice as much pizza per bite, gives it structural integrity, and makes it possible to eat with one hand. The best slices are the ones that need a paper plate underneath. Basically a pizza sandwich.