Fold it in half (sauce outl, then eat it from the middle out
Or with a fork and knife
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Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body
Upside down
Soak it in wine and boof it
Inject it straight into a vein
My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we're out.
I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!
infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it
- Place the plastic table on your nose
- Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
- Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
- Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
- Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
- Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza
Bloody Mary garnish.
Bend over and I'll show you
Baby-birded from Magic Johnson.
with pineapple
You throw it away, not eating it.
This reminds me of an article about how to pack your plastic shopping bags to avoid spoiling frozen and refredgerated items on the way back home. The article basically boiled down to: bring a cooling bag.
It's answering some question while completely disregarding the premise of the original question.
Putting pineapple on it
I fused Italian and Japanese cuisines ๐
What. The. Fuck.
Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.
Reading this comment made me simultaneously feel that there is no God and may God have mercy on your soul. Congratulating
There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.
Consider: floating in a bowl of milk like cereal. It's one big piece but you still have to use a spoon.
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