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[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Scanning 104.244.42.129 for fascist_bullshit

fascist_bullshit found!

Adding host to block list.

[–] IceFoxX@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

gameindustry.eu/ good site for tracker blocking etc in games

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 12 hours ago
[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.

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[–] PanArab@lemmy.ml 49 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

So he isn't even a techy, the whole thing has been an act

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago

This is like someone who doesn’t speak English, finds a dictionary, and then puts random words together hoping to sound like they speak English.

He is such a fucking moron.

[–] skip0110@lemm.ee 46 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Uhh he should know all the Elite hackers call it Tracer-T

Remember this blast from the past?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM

[–] synapse3252@sh.itjust.works 19 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Lmao i was gonna say elon's the type of guy to say tracer t

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 16 hours ago

Tracer Tong?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 30 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

He saying he used to be woke?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah he cosplayed as a goth once when he was a teenager. Other than that, he has always been a failed nerd.

Edit: apologies, that is what he is saying in the tweet, yes

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes on him. I'm a carrier of the Woke Mind Virus and there's nothing he can do about it.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

Nuh uh he’s gonna write a gui using Visual Basic to hack your IP address

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 11 points 16 hours ago

He is just person born in rich family that used social media to create image of some kind of engineering genius, when his actual "skill" was to have money, push engineers to work hard and knowing how to get money from the government.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 15 hours ago

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Goddamnit that motherfucker is cringe. And stupid...

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where woke_mind_virus lives in my brain. [Announcer: "woke_mind_virus deleted."] Goodbye, woke_mind_virus."

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