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So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?
My neighbour's askin' why I'm limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can say
In case anyone's ears haven't been blessed by the musical majesty of "No Cock Like Horse Cock".
Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.
It's so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn't.
Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.
This is... impressive.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.
Great... i have this one now stuck in my head again.
Comes with the territory
The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.
You've got it backwards: it's when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke..
I don't have back pain, but I always have the potential for a stroke when I get an erection
There's no cock like horse cock
This is more useful anyway.
The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.
There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that's commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.
Wow...just...wow.
This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.
Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?
Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?
You know, I hear Morrissey rides one of those (CockHorse). Warlock Pinchers. Morrissey rides a cockhorse
I don't think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever...
the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds
Or so right.
I'd like that horse cock
No, there was no misunderstanding (as long as the thing also has a giant duck penis).