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[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A temporary fix for overloaded lemmy.ml servers, via THAIO (Throw-Hardware-At-It Optimisation)...

[–] chordata@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Nothing more permanent than a temporary solution

[–] theory@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago
[–] dmahtani@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Bro that's the Reddit server.

[–] whoharold@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This looks like my old laptop - Lenovo Y510P. Even down to the slight abrasion below the mousepad from the user wearing a watch with a metal band.

It had SLI GPUs in a laptop through the ultra bay. It was a beast for about 20 minutes until the heat built up.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Old shitty laptops make good servers. They have a built-in UPS.

[–] chkno@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Just pop the magnet out of the lid.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I actually ran a moderately active (like 20,000 hits a day) small business site from a laptop for a couple years. Of course one of the first thing I did was put a "SERVER DO NOT SHUT DOWN" sticker on it, and set the power settings so closing the lid did not shut down or sleep the computer. It was a Dell 7000 series with 16GB IIRC, it did great.

[–] eugene@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not advertising here, but with this low traffic you could be in a permanent free tier with AWS with all the availability guarantees. It doesn't work with EC2, but for serverless solutions (ApiGateway, Lambda, DynamoDB) they have something like "we start charging after 1M calls per month" (don't quote me on this exact number). I have a couple of pet projects working this way

[–] Jax@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Unplug it real quick so we can find out

[–] President_Pyrus@feddit.dk 1 points 1 year ago

The server stopped serving?

[–] EqMinMax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

laughs in "stay awake even if lid is closed" settings in linux.

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I have an old Raspberry Pi 1 lying around. Should I spin up my own instance?