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In my DARE program, they would let us submit anonymous questions and every week a cop would read out "Would SpongeBob smoke weed?" and get mad.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

it's really changed since i remember in my dare program in middle school they made us smell weed

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

A friend of mine recalls this happening in his DARE program, too!

And also recalls loving the smell.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah what weed smells incredibly good to me that would just make me want to smoke it

[–] nick@campfyre.nickwebster.dev 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm in favour of legalisation but weed smells like wet socks lol

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl I don't have a problem with other people doing it but it was legitimately the worst part of concerts for me I just couldn't stand the smell ;__; (and my first concert was the Green Day Insomniac tour which was full of it :P)

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

(although thanks to the guy smoking who let us borrow his lighter so we could burn together some wrist straps and get onto the floor you're the real hero)

[–] optissima@possumpat.io 4 points 1 year ago

Really depends on the strain

[–] stewie3128@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I've given up on going to outdoor concerts because of that smell.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, that south park joke was REAL?

[–] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

For mine, they brought in a stalk without leaves. That probably would have been circa '04.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm assuming that this is funny. Gonna take a while til I get it.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you not get the joke? Or is this a way of saying that you don't find it funny?

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's saying he's recognizing the pattern of what is usually funny but his brain is currently not in a state to compute the funny.

Sleep deprivation is a common reason for that.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, precisely. I still don't know what's the funny. Or is it really just -ha SpongeBob funny-?

[–] iiVy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The humor is derived from the silliness of making a government officer read such a juvenile question out loud. So in a way, yeah, haha SpongeBob, but more like "haha SpongeBob, police officer, anti drug program, and drugs"

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, that does do be a little bit funny

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

I loved reading this interaction