this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 151 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My panties just dropped

Edit: I’m not a girl, just a rust dev

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Edit: I’m not a girl, just a rust dev

then you likely need to wash them now, like right now

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 117 points 1 week ago (3 children)

install Pokémon Go

allow all permissions

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It's honestly such a pain in the ass to say no to everything Google shoves down your throat these days. And even after you say no it will remind you every so many days just in case you changed your mind after the 15th time you said no. Android used to be the "cool" phone but nowadays if you don't install your own custom ROM it's basically just Apple with extra steps

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[–] smee@sosial.link 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why not just get a google-less ROM at that point?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Some modern Samsung phones can't have their bootloaders unlocked.

Edit: I guess maybe they can, although the instructions for this seem kind of sketchy.

[–] smee@sosial.link 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you read the greentext? Literally says they're unlocking the bootloader to root the phone.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, whoops, not all the way, no. Yeah, in that case, that's dumb as hell.

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[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

~~Likely because of apps that depend on GMS~~ They removed the services too. Yeah that seems pointless.

[–] smee@sosial.link 14 points 1 week ago

Also, microG for that scenario.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 35 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Fake: Anon can do any of this

Gay: Bought a samsung phone

P.S the kids have been raving about this phone just reduces all those steps to "buy phone".

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[–] xep@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I'm not mistaken, Anon's Phone will still communicate with Google services for location services and push notifications after this.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, not after he removed everything with Google in the name, including Google Play services.

What anon doesn't realize it's that you don't need to root your phone for all this, you can just use adb or the universal android debloater.

— sent from a Samsung that's degoogled in the same exact way.

[–] xep@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I see. In that case his push notifications will not work for apps that rely on Google play services for them. A few other things off the top of my head:

A-GPS SUPL must be changed Captive portal must be changed DNS, NTP servers must be changed Depending on how much you trust Chromium system webview should be avoided

It is not trivial to remove Google from Android, even AOSP

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yep, those are all issues you run into. Without microg you lose quite a bit of functionality. Personally, I'm content with sending less data to Google, so I leave some things alone.

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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like that in this scenario they still have to install Whatsapp to be able to phone on the phone.

Frankly, my stance to this is to just do what's convenient and deal with the rest. For big, meaningful change you need regulation, not user behavior.

[–] ivn@jlai.lu 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What do you mean? They can phone without, they install it to "communicate with boomeer relatives", as it's written.

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[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just install Linux mobile at this point

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