The fuck?
The answer is incest
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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That's always the answer
Easy solution: wake up from the delusion. Its made up.
If my son was living NEET I would take away masturbation privileges too so he would move the fuck out.
And what about when they call your bluff and turn "semen inspection time" into a "guess where I came this time" game?
Then combine it with the "release numbered animals" and say there was n+1 to find when there's really only n.
Ahahahaha well I guess then I’ll have to kick em out. Can’t outsmart me when I hold the trump cards.
Of course a christian user said this there is no other way someone would post this.
I am so not a Christian my guy
I dunno feels a lot like a facebook mom from a cult or strict curch.
Maybe if this was a 16 year old or something, but this is a 22 year old man who cannot find a way to get tissue paper without his mother. This is something different.
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Does uv light actually do that? I thought they had to spray some stuff to make it actually detect fluids.
Luminol is a chemical that reacts with hemoglobin to glow where very small amounts of blood might have been. That's usually sprayed, for detecting much smaller concentrations than what would show up under a UV light. That might be what you're thinking of.
I know from personal experience that splooge does not fluoresce under uv. Pee does however.
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