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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

[–] Etterra 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.

[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, you've "heard of it"

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How much volume are you guys cumming?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

About half a cup or so, but when I forget the semen knife it clogs the drain real fast

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Several hundred litres each time, as is per usual

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men's bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people's rooms

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn't assume they were real.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The floods were definitely real

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?

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[–] Etterra 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago

It seems more controlling than sociopathic. Sociopathic would be if the mother received pleasure from hurting him and others in some deranged and unnecessary manner. For example, she would find a way for him to hurt himself and others while taking care of business, while she enjoys the pain he and others experience.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

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[–] lenuup@reddthat.com 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don't have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are "snot rags" anymore.

Edit: What's with the downvotes?

[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 6 days ago

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

[–] Econgrad@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

4chan posts are never fake though

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago

Is she checking her own socks and underwear?

[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I remember reading about a solution to this on Reddit once...

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My dick is too long, goes in the water :(

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 33 points 6 days ago

That's a bit extreme don't you think?

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago
[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

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I am definitely old. I no longer understand the internet.

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