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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don't even think about rescuing your hero that we're parading out here. Because we have like, 10 armed police and that means we're able to take on at least um, hold on, let me count...

Three rescuers. Ten armed police are enough for 3 attackers, if we're in flack jackets.

Actually, make that two attackers...and they can only have knives and rocks.

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