this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
917 points (98.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

6034 readers
2177 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 41 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Peter Thiel has that guys nuts gripped so hard that he's begging to be allowed to cum. Probably has JD in a chastity cage so he doesn't fuck up the oval office furniture.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

JD has been demoted to secretary of couches.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space -2 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Musk wasn't born in America, so he's ineligible to run for president.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

buys America

[–] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the real people in power are rarely on the ballot

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

According to the rules, yes. Guess who doesn't give a fuck about the rules though

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›