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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 102 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Why aren't adult field trips a thing?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 105 points 1 week ago (9 children)

They are. You just have to sign up for them. Nobody’s gonna come drag you out of your comfy chair to do it like they do when you’re a kid.

There are probably twenty places in your city where you can show up and pay $20 for a tour.

If you’re in Denver, for example, you can go to the Coors brewery, or the Art Museum, or the Botanic Gardens, or Buffalo Bill’s grave, or Meow Wolf.

If you want someone to call you at 6 am and order you to call in sick to work because you’re going on a field trip, please let me know and I’ll make a business out of it.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I played hookie a few weeks ago and went down to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo on a random Tuesday. It was glorious.

Later my middle schooler was looking through Google Photos and went "wait, you and Mom went to the zoo without us?!" Mwahahaha. Get rekt kid.

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Bahahaha I love it and I need to make this happen for my wife and I.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm often unsupervised in my work. Sometimes we can work extra hard for a few days and skip a day once we're sure that we're getting done on schedule. We say we were there of course. Got to go to MoMA and New York's Museum of Natural History this way.

Edit- letting your kid look through your Google photos account, pretty brave

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[–] meeeeetch@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Along similar lines, there are chartered bus tours that you can sign up for to go to multiple destinations in a city farther afield.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The real answer is nobody cared enough to push the idea into the mind of the public, and, therefore, the public did not care enough to act upon it. Capitalism is merely another fragment of humanity's callousness.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Which is why extra bonuses for already wealthy people is the most important thing in the entire world.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, the word "adult" is cursed.

"Adult field trip" has a much different connotation than simply a field trip that adults go on...

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Call it what you want as long as orgies are involved

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

They exist, just search for "old watermill tour" and I'm sure you'll find something close to you.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They are. They're called "conferences" and they're typically of a bullshit subject matter your company is interested in enough to send you to.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

To a small degree they exist. At least for the parents of said children. My kids’ school frequently asks for parent volunteers to go on field trip to help watch the kids.

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Do I have to bring my own cattle prod or do they provide those?

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[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Every month or so we have corporate, engineers, sales, customers, whoever come through the plant for a tour. Makes me feel like an oompa loompa.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If only the higher-ups got into dangerous mishaps, followed by you and your coworkers singing a song about what they did wrong.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oompa-loompa dinkety dorklift...

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We have those! They're called: "conferences" and "trade shows". Some business sectors hold them in places like Las Vegas.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Yep. Conventioneering! Except you get to learn about talc processing and talk to sales reps who are really big into talc processing.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I went to one in Orlando one time.

I don't remember what the conference was even for, but I sure as shit remember scuba diving in the Aquarium at Epcot.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I go on field trips all the time! Take a day of PTO and straight-up go the science museum or the zoo or the Japanese garden alone, but with a packed lunch so it really feels like a field trip.

When you’re an adult, you can do whatever you want*.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

* terms and conditions apply. Travelling, accommodations, tickets, food and planning not included and must be paid separately. Field trips can only been done on non-work days or after applying for PTO. Plans may be cancelled by your SO, kids or employer at will and without prior notice.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It does fall a little flat when I do have to buy my own tickets, but on the other hand, I can just be all “yoop,” and suddenly be in an art museum with no planning or prior expectations of ever planning it out.

The best trips are the ones that just abruptly happen.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You can arrange stuff like that and I can only recommend it.

My friends and I made a "guild" back when we were younger. As we were all young at the time, our original written rules were mostly about drinking and securing the dates in our calendars for drinking. As we grew older, it's less about drinking, but more about keeping dates free in the calendar on which we are excused from our families. So we meet up a couple of times a year in weekends with no obligations from other stuff. It's litteraly just agreeing to pull a day out of the calendar in a weekend. We don't get complaints from the wives either, because they also have their bi-annual trips for their respective groups, or they enjoy a day without the husband for whatever reason. Actually it doesn't matter if someone is married or not, it's just the idea of putting a day in the calendar for no other reason that being the "guild meeting" and everyone around accepting it.

So.. ar first we had a lot of fun doing the kind of stuff that dudes do (riding motors, shooting guns and daring to run naked etc.), but eventually we got sick of hang overs, bruises and wasting time, so we try make at least one "serious" event before getting to the drinks now. Sometimes we go on company tours. Maybe someone got hired somewhere and wants to show off, or they have a hobby to show. Sometimes we just arrange for someone to show us around interesting stuff. Some things do cost money,but more often they're happy to showcase their stuff. Doesn't matter to me. We're here to learn, experience and understand all stuff that we wouldn't ordinarily get to see.

Through this self-made "guild" we have been to places that are not accessible without invitations. Some might call it "networking", but I mean, honestly, that's not what we are doing. Sure, I learn stuff from these companies and we get a connection, and I would be more inclined to choose them for future references, but we are doing this entirely because we can't drink from noon to midnight anymore.

Advertisement: I'd gladly volunteer my guild for testing company showcasing and reviews if anyone is willing to have us. We are 4-6 guys willing to watch you work. We won't be initially drunk, unless you serve it to us. We have seen many companies doing the same stuff before, and can provide valuable feedback if you want it.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My first day at my new job a month ago, we all loaded onto a bus and took a guided tour of campus. Had lunch at the cafeteria, stopped for ice cream. It really felt like a field trip.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I had a similar experience a long time ago when I worked for a telco. We got on a bus and they took us to visit a tower, their NOC, and other sites. It was pretty interesting. That’s also where I learned they literally have a dedicated dashboard just to monitor the CEO’s mobile signal and data speeds, to make sure it never falters. So from his perspective, the service is great! For everyone else, not so much.

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[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And this is why I loved being a community education teacher.

I get to decide where we're going for an excursion/field trip. I choose which activities we do. I not only get to participate but I'm expected to actively get involved to encourage my students. I get paid to do it.

I'm literally living the dream.

I had a student ask "what's the big red building on [Street]" and enough students were curious that we spent 20 minutes talking about the building. It's the pipeworks and gas mains museum and I've wanted to visit for years but never had time or justification for the adult entry fee ....so you bet we took a field trip the following week!

(another upside to community ed, we can plan and initiate a field trip on 20 minutes notice. Last week the toilets in the classroom started spilling over and we couldn't physically be in the building, but class had just started, so we grabbed our bags, I grabbed the field trip kit, and we walked to the train and went to the beach. "Change of plans, maths class is cancelled, we're doing environmental science today, who's ready to learn about coastal ecosystems")

A few staff members and I have joked that we'd save so much money just ditching our school building entirely and literally every class is a field trip. Field trips are some of the most fun, most engaging, and honestly sometimes the most effective ways to learn something. Place based learning and hands on learning utilises a different part of our developmental skills compared to classroom based learning, as well as community engagement and life skills developed from getting out into the community and learning how the world works.

But the way America does excursions and field trips is odd to me, because they're often expensive and you get a chartered bus and it's a curated experience. Vs Australian community ed where a field trip is often "walking to the local train station to talk to the station staff and learn about the ticketing system" it's free and is like 40 minutes out of our class then we walk back to school and you do several things like that a week.

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (8 children)

That's why I chaperon every trip as recently as today.

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[–] Etterra 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey when I was a kid I loved any chance to escape kid jail.

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[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My employer has their own power plant and gardens and I got to go on a "field trip" to both of those places and yeah, it was pretty dope. They sent out an invite asking the department if we wanted to go check out these places, so I signed up figuring it would be a good networking opportunity. It was, I connected with a bunch of people. Plus i got to see the inside of a power plant, how cool is that? More employers should do this.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I find the inclusion of the word "ass" here extraneous.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Monday Thursday Wednesday Assday Friday Saturday Sunday

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Am I missing something? Why is Thursday after Monday?

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Explanation is simple. I don't know English.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Carry on, my friend. Just didn't know if I was missing a joke.

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[–] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

School in general is wasted on kids. No kid cares about history or god forbid chemistry. You know who does? The person who just became an adult and is about to FUCKING GRADUATE! I only remember the last year and a half of school, because I was actually old enough to care and process that shit. Everything prior was just needless torture.

[–] julianwgs@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My department actually did a field trip to a steel mill the other day (during paid working hours). Steel mills are so fascinating and I can only recommended visiting one at least once. The sheer sizes of everything is just breathtaking and molten steel just looks glorious. I would say that these kind of events are not unusual in German workplaces.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One great thing about working at a big tech company is that they would give us field trips. Like, legit, we’re all gonna go play at the Imaginarium kind of field trips.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

In my company they give us all a factory tour so we can see what are work helps facilitate. It's pretty cool, honestly. Helps make things less abstract. When I worked as a roaming tech it was my favourite part : arriving at a new client and discovering their factory or offices or whatever and seeing them do their thing. Very cool stuff, once in a while.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same for great literature.

I wonder if the fact we push these amazing stories on high school kids, before they have any capacity to resonate with them, is resulting in less appreciation for the literature than would exist if we didn’t push it at all.

Like, I read The Grapes of Wrath as a teenager and quite simply didn’t feel it. I mean I felt it a little, but not the way I would now after just grinding through poverty for decades.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (9 children)

It does the opposite. It makes kids resent reading if all they have to read is stuff they are not interested in. My worst experience to this day is still reading Madame Bovary.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm sorry that's the platinum life experience. It's only available to those born in the right zip codes and the right families. It says so right in the 28th verse of the Star Spangled Banner, our unofficial social contract of America.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

try calling the chief of facilities at any nearby industrial place and ask for a walk through. they'd be proud and happy to, unless its a national security type place. if you ask good questions dont be surprised if they offer you a job. often union.

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

There use to be this thing called "vacation".

Now, even if you could get vacation days without people calling you for work stuff, people would rather catch back up on sleep or shows in a "staycation" then travel to an old mill.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Aren't Company Outing's a thing?

We do ours once a Year, last time we went to a bird sanctuary.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Our company is across the street from a heritage railway. They operate a steam locomotive railway with a museum at the other end.

We went on a company trip this summer. Which meant we took the railway to the other end. This being something that I was looking forward to doing myself.

But instead of actually, you know, seeing the museum, we went to a terrible restaurant. Where my boss proceeded to drink nine glasses of wine at 2 in the afternoon. While we collectively ate one of the worst meals I’ve had.

Afterwards, he felt so bad about the trip that he offered me another ticket so I could actually visit the museum on my own time :D

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[–] Foreigner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you work in the right job, 'field trips' can be a pretty common thing. Site auditors and inspectors, procurement officers, investigative journalists, surveyors, etc

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