They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?
The lawmakers are afraid of the competition
Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:
Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."
Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!
So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?
Dildo inspector at work:
Well for butt plugs you have: