this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

The lawmakers are afraid of the competition

[–] Barowinger@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:

Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure you can’t be married more than 6 times either. Coincidence? I think not!

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So how exes do they enforce this? Random dildo count inspectors? Dildo registration?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Dildo inspector at work:

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well for butt plugs you have:

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