He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup'd by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago

Gorilla policy

[–] Nanook@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they're sensitive creatures

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He opposed the war in Iraq

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml -3 points 2 weeks ago

Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?

[–] essell@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

So, odds he's Harambe's real dad?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago

Curious George.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And she's obviously begging him to stop what's happening to poor Harambe

Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn't able to comprehend, what he was asked for....

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).

We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The way people who've never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. "Chainsmoking PURE weed" 😂

[–] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

bro's gatekeeping harmful substances

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not at all. Why pretend to use "harmful substances."

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven't had one of those in awhile

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What? Obama was fit as hell

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Agreed, but he hasn't been in office for almost a decade

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

That just means I'm old. Fuck lol

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think he's the father of harambe

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math