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The original was posted on /r/dota2 by /u/Automaton17 on 2024-12-10 06:47:30+00:00.
This shit always happens. She knows that I can't pause Dota games, like she hasn't learned that after the past 6,000 hours of my playtime. She always has something for me to do even when I'm CLEARLY having me time right now.
This time was especially irritating though because I was running the risk of losing my rank. The map was in a yin-yang like position with our bottom barracks down and their top barracks down. It was one of those games where one fight will decide the match. I pop smoke and ping for everyone to move in on dire triangle from the south, and like clockwork my wife busts open the door and demands my attention.
She's pregnant and swears she's going into labor, but I did the research. She's way to early for that to be possible, being like 8 months and 11 weeks. I don't even bother to look at her since I know she's lying as I capture the outpost.
She then had the audacity to stamp her fist on my desk like a judge or something, crying about how "I'm not supportive of her" and that "our child is about to enter the world" and that i need to drive her. I throw my keys at her chest and tell her to drive herself since I know she's full of shit.
Before I knew it, just before I was able to cast Chain Frost, my screen goes black. She hit the power button. I tell her to get the hell out of my room and she leaves the basement limping up the stairs to have my mom drive her to the hospital.
Needless to say, I lost the match and the result was me landing in Guardian III and a leaver penalty. I'm gonna give her a peace of my mind when she gets back.